Friends (TV Series)

The One with George Stephanopoulos (1994)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler : Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

• Joey Tribbiani : [entering Central Perk, followed by Chandler]  95, 96, 97. See? I told you - less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

  Chandler : You got *way* too much free time.

• [first lines] 

  Monica Geller : [playing game]  Phoebe?

  Phoebe : Okay, okay. If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd want, uh, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs!

  Ross : Oh. So you took mine! Chandler, how about you?

  Chandler : Uh, if I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

  Rachel : [smirks]  See? There's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

• Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, my God... oh... Is today the twentieth, October twentieth?

  Monica Geller : I was hoping you won't remember.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [sadly moaning:]  Ohh...

  Joey Tribbiani : What's wrong with the twentieth?

  Chandler : Eleven days before Halloween, all the good costumes are gone?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Today's the day Carol and I first consummated... our physical relationship...

  [looks over at puzzled Joey] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : Sex.

  [Joey nods] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : You know what? I think I'm just gonna pass on the game, go home, and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

  Joey Tribbiani : [rises]  To hell with hockey, let's all do that!

• Rachel : [joyously waving envelope about]  Look, look, look, look, my first paycheck! Look, there's a window, and there's my name! Hi, me!

  Phoebe : I remember the day that I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

  Monica Geller : What? You worked in a mine?

  Phoebe : I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?

  Rachel : [opening her envelope]  Now isn't this exciting? I *earned* this! I wiped tables for it, and it's totally...

  [sees the amount on the check] 

  Rachel : not worth it. What's FICA? Why are they getting all my money? Chandler, look at that!

  Chandler : Oh, this is not that bad.

  Joey Tribbiani : You're fine, yeah, for a first job...

  Dr. Ross Geller : You can totally, totally live on this.

  Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Yeah!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, by the way, *great* service!

  [everybody agrees and chips in with a tip for their poor destitute friend]