Friends (TV Series)

The One with George Stephanopoulos (1994)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Monica Geller : Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?

  Joey Tribbiani : Probably kill myself.

  Monica Geller : Excuse me?

  Joey Tribbiani : Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.

  Joey Tribbiani : You are? I'm so sorry.

• Ross : [downcast]  You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

  Joey : [looking thrilled]  To hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

• Joey Tribbiani : [entering Central Perk, followed by Chandler]  95, 96, 97. See? I told you - less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

  Chandler : You got *way* too much free time.

• Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, my God... oh... Is today the twentieth, October twentieth?

  Monica Geller : I was hoping you won't remember.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [sadly moaning:]  Ohh...

  Joey Tribbiani : What's wrong with the twentieth?

  Chandler : Eleven days before Halloween, all the good costumes are gone?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Today's the day Carol and I first consummated... our physical relationship...

  [looks over at puzzled Joey] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : Sex.

  [Joey nods] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : You know what? I think I'm just gonna pass on the game, go home, and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

  Joey Tribbiani : [rises]  To hell with hockey, let's all do that!

• Rachel : [joyously waving envelope about]  Look, look, look, look, my first paycheck! Look, there's a window, and there's my name! Hi, me!

  Phoebe : I remember the day that I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

  Monica Geller : What? You worked in a mine?

  Phoebe : I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?

  Rachel : [opening her envelope]  Now isn't this exciting? I *earned* this! I wiped tables for it, and it's totally...

  [sees the amount on the check] 

  Rachel : not worth it. What's FICA? Why are they getting all my money? Chandler, look at that!

  Chandler : Oh, this is not that bad.

  Joey Tribbiani : You're fine, yeah, for a first job...

  Dr. Ross Geller : You can totally, totally live on this.

  Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Yeah!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, by the way, *great* service!

  [everybody agrees and chips in with a tip for their poor destitute friend]