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- Ross: [Voiceover] Oh my god, that's Rachel naked! I can't look at that, I am looking at this. Ok, vivid colors, expressive brushstrokes... unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home, she knows I can see her; what kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight.
- [giggles]
- Ross: Doctor Geller, stop it, you're being silly. Or am I?
- [Ross and Rachel are both drunk]
- Joey: Hey.
- Ross: Hey! It's Joey, I love Joey!
- [Hugs Joey]
- Rachel: Oh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck.
- Joey: Hi.
- [Hugs Rachel]
- Joey: Alright look, I need some help, okay?Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
- Ross: I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.
- Ross: [Sits down on nothing and falls to the ground]
- Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?
- Joey: Yeah. Fine. Thanks. Hey Rach, how do you doin'?
- Rachel: I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?
- Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
- Rachel: [throws off her light blue robe and gasps at herself, completely naked] Oh! Look what happened...
- [looking about, thinking to herself]
- Rachel: Check me *out*. I'm in my kitchen... *naked*.
- [shrugs, picks up an orange]
- Rachel: I'm pickin' up an orange... and I'm *naked*.
- [puts the orange down, heads over to the couch with a smile]
- Rachel: I'm lighting the candle... *naked*. And carefully.
- Ross: [Voiceover] Oh my god, that's Rachel naked! I can't look at that, I am looking at this. Ok, vivid colors, expressive brushstrokes... unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home, she knows I can see her; what kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight.
- [giggles]
- Ross: Doctor Geller, stop it, you're being silly. Or am I?
- Joey: None of you get to live in my great big hand-shaped mansion. Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
- Rachel: You know, it will be nice, actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.
- Phoebe: Well, yes, so you could walk around naked.
- Rachel: No, so that I can be by myself, you know, a little alone time.
- Phoebe: Mm, naked alone time.
- Rachel: No, Phoebe, just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked.
- [chuckles]
- Rachel: I mean, you live alone and you don't walk around naked.
- Phoebe: Uh-uh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
- Rachel: [on the plane] Okay, uh, Ross, I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater... Just letting you know this is *not* an invitation to the physical act of love.
- Ross: Yeah... that's hilarious.
- Rachel: I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
- Ross: You know... last night was embarrassing for you too.
- Rachel: No. Not really. I mean... you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
- Ross: Uh-huh, but it was a first for the rest of my building.
- Rachel: Okay. All right. That's true. But, you know, I just don't *embarrass* that easily.
- Ross: But you *totally* get embarrassed.
- Rachel: No, I *don't*, Ross! I... I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
- Ross: Is that so?
- Rachel: Yeah.
- Ross: [for all in the airplane to hear] Hey, lady! I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!
- [causing dismayed Rachel to sink way down in her seat]