Friends (TV Series)

The One in Barbados (2003)

Paul Rudd: Mike Hannigan

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• Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe]  Phoebe, I love you. I mean... I missed you so much these past few months, and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then... I suddenly realized that... there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

  David : [interrupts]  Kind of a step from the toes of what I was gonna say.

  Mike Hannigan : [to David]  Sorry David, but she really has to know this.

  David : [to Mike]  Alright, but after this, I want to see you outside...

  [Glances out the window] 

  David : If the rain stops...

  Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe]  You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How could I lose you? Now... I don't actually have a ring.

  David : [interrupts]  Uh... I have a ring.

  Chandler Bing : [reminds David about his 1/70th of a carat diamond ring]  I wouldn't brag too much about that thing big guy.

  Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe]  Phoebe, will you marry me?

  Phoebe Buffay : ...No

  David : [ridicules Mike]  Um... Ha Ha

  Phoebe Buffay : [to Mike]  I love you. I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were heading somewhere... that we had a future...

  Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe]  We can have any future you want.

  David : [after a brief moment of silence; interrupts]  'Kay well I'm uh... I'm gonna take off

  Mike Hannigan : [to David]  David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry!

  David : Just so I know, uh, if I had asked first...

  Phoebe Buffay : I... would have said yes, but that would have been wrong.

  David : Please, you don't have to explain... I mean... perhaps I hadn't gone to Minsk, things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip!

  [walks away] 

• David : [to Phoebe]  Um, Phoebe, um... I have uh... something I wanna to say...

  Monica Geller-Bing : [Eavesdropping over at the next table; To Chandler]  Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this. Lets go.

  Chandler Bing : [to Monica]  I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh... Phoebe, um... I would be honored if uh..." Spit it out, David!

  David : [to Phoebe]  Um... Phoebe, um...

  [Chandler smacks himself in the face out of pity] 

  David : You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was... unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help.

  Phoebe Buffay : [Nods in agreement]  Sure, okay, yeah.

  David : But um... well now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart, so to that end...

  [pulls out a ring from his pocket] 

  Phoebe Buffay : [Seeing Mike walk into the restaurant]  Oh my God, Mike!

  David : It's David, actually.

  Phoebe Buffay : No, Mike's here.

  David : [Turns around]  Oh, hey Mike!

  Mike Hannigan : Hey, David, Chandler, Monic - whoa

  [upon seeing the unpleasantness of Monica's hair] 

  Monica Geller-Bing : [Cries in anger]  It's the humidity!

  Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe]  Hi, Phoebe.

  Phoebe Buffay : [to Mike]  What... are you doing here?

  Mike Hannigan : I have a question I need to ask you.

  David : [to Mike]  I have a question that I was going to ask her myself.

  Mike Hannigan : [to David]  Yea, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.

  David : [Sarcastically]  Okay! Would you care for my seat as well?

  Mike Hannigan : Actually yeah, that'd be great.

  David : Well that's fair you've had a long trip.