Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1 (2002)

Maggie Wheeler: Janice

Quotes 

• Janice : This is my husband Sid. I don't think you've met him. I nabbed him at the dermatologist's. Thank God for adult acne!

  Sid : I can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Really?

  Sid : What did he say?

  Janice : You have to speak loudly - he's almost completely deaf.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, there you go.

• Janice : [being wheeled to the delivery room]  Sid!

  Sid : [Sid's almost deaf]  That's the first time I heard her voice... I didn't care for it.

• Janice : [she's having contractions]  Oh, I feel another one coming.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [Janice is screaming, which drives Ross and Rachel crazy, but her husband Sid can barely hear her because he's almost deaf]  Sid, you lucky damn bastard.