Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work (2003)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Monica Geller-Bing : I want you to have a job that you love not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.
Chandler Bing : I quit, and you learn what I do?
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Steve : So, do you have any other questions about advertising?
Chandler Bing : No, no, but - let me show you what I can do:
[Chandler picks up a bagel and a donut]
Chandler Bing : "Bagels and donuts: Round food... for every mood."
Steve : Monica warned me you might do that.
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Steve : I actually think we might have something for you at the agency.
Chandler Bing : Really? That's great!
Steve : It's an unpaid internship.
[Chandler is startled]
Steve : Come on, now. Monica has a good job, and it's not like you have a family to support.
Chandler Bing : Well, actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight.
[Steve looks confused]
Chandler Bing : Actually, she's probably at home naked right now.
[Steve appears increasingly uncomfortable]
Chandler Bing : I tend to keep talking 'til somebody stops me.
[Steve waits awkwardly]
Chandler Bing : I can just picture her on the bed right now...
Steve : Stop!
Chandler Bing : OK.
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Chandler Bing : [slogan] Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.
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Monica Geller-Bing : You faked it? You couldn't have faked it.
Chandler Bing : Yes, you can. You just make the faces and the noises.
Monica Geller-Bing : Guys can fake it? Ugh, unbelievable! The one thing that's ours... Why would you fake it when we're trying to have a baby?
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Chandler Bing : [slogan] Cheese. It's milk that you chew.
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Chandler Bing : [slogan] A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?
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Chandler Bing : [slogan] The phone. Bringing you closer to people who have phones.
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Chandler Bing : [slogan] Pants. Like shorts but longer.