Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out (1999)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• Ross : It would be so cool to live across from you guys.

  Joey : Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing. Y'know - you have a can, we have a can, and it's connected by a string.

  Chandler : Or we can do the actual telephone thing.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Ledbetter : Nice seeing you back on your feet. I think you are ready to come back and work with us again.

  Ross : Yes, I am.

  [seeing Monica and Chandler having sex through the window] 

  Ross : Wait, no, no, what are you doing? Get off my sister!

• [about Ugly Naked Guy] 

  Ross : Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?

  Phoebe : Oh, I wouldn't bring that up. It'll probably just bum him out.

  Joey : Yeah. Poor cat. Never saw that big butt coming.

• [Peering out the window] 

  Phoebe : Hey. It looks like Ugly Naked Guy is moving.

  Ross : Ironically, most of the boxes are labeled "clothes."

  Rachel : Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.

• Ross : It's okay, 'cause you know what the difference between them and me is?

  Chandler : Your history of bed-wetting?

  Ross : [upset]  I trusted you, man!