The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Will Is from Mars... (1995)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : [about Louise]  Man, she always been like that?

  George Jefferson : Nah, she used to be mean!

• Will : It's woman like her why God made darkness.

  George Jefferson : [laughs]  Hey? Are you insulting my wife?

  Will : Wait... hold up, cul-de-sac... I think you need to chill. I'm twice your size, and half your age, so you need to just back off.

  George Jefferson : Your mama!

  Will : [Will drops his cookies from his hands]  I know you ain't talking about my mama!

  George Jefferson : Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to *everybody*! And still... he still not as fat as your fat mama!

  [walks away] 

  Will : [Will runs to him and hits him with a bat]