"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Will Gets a Job (TV Episode 1991) - James Avery as Philip Banks

Philip Banks : Vivian, you are so naive. You would believe Will if he told you that he were some big rap star, whose album just went platinum.
Philip Banks : [when the family is at the restaurant Will is working at] That is it! You are the most rudest, most incompetent waiter I have ever met.

William 'Will' Smith : [takes his eyepatch and bandana off] I'm not a waiter. According to my uncle, I don't even have a job!
Philip : [thinking over his drink order] I don't know. I just can't seem to decide.

Will : Well, We've got all three flavors of *Slim-fast*!

Philip : I'll have a cola, wise guy!
Philip Banks : [to a waiter he thinks is Will] Can I talk to you for a minute? Look, I'm human. Sometimes I make mistakes. Now, I admit I had some preconceived ideas about you, mainly that you just didn't care about anything, but I guess I'm gonna have to let that go, because today, you've shown me that you are a very, very fine young man and I'd just want us to be closer together.

Waiter : [turns around] What did you say, pervert?

Philip Banks : Oh, I'm sorry, I-um...

Waiter : Look, man, this is Treasure Island, OK? Now, Pleasure Island, that's a block down the street!

Philip Banks : I-I thought...

Waiter : No, I know what you thought, but, if you'll notice, the parrot is sitting on my left shoulder!

James Avery: Philip Banks