- Young Will: That honey was about to invite me for some milk and cookies.
- Young Philip: That honey was old enough to be your mother.
- Young Will: Word up and she was divorced too.
- Young Vivian: There are more important things in life than fancy clothes and big houses.
- Young Hilary: What have you been smoking?
- William 'Will' Smith: Hey, man. I'm from Philly. We had to save up to be poor! You don't get it.
- Noah: Yeah, I get it alright. You come down here with your X-cap and your cool Doc Martens, and you're all "dope" and "word to your mother", and you think that makes you committed. This isn't a game, Will, and if you think it is, then maybe you better not come back because you don't get it.
- Geoffrey Butler: [to Phil] Problem, sir?
- Philip Banks: It's Vivian. I don't know what's gotten into her. This morning, she told me that I've become too...
- Geoffrey Butler: Predictable, sir?
- Philip Banks: Yes, that's exactly what she said. She said that I wear the same...
- Geoffrey Butler: Blue shirt every weekend, sir?
- Philip Banks: Yes, I mean, just because a man has...
- Geoffrey Butler: Froot Loops every morning.
- Philip Banks: Just because I watch...
- Geoffrey Butler: Legal Beagles.
- Philip Banks: Every night. Does that mean that I've become predictable?
- Geoffrey Butler: Absolutely not, sir. Why, you're a regular hotbed of spontaneity.
- Simone: Carlton, slow down. I want to hear more about your collection of Sea-Monkeys.
- Carlton Banks: Will you marry me?
- William 'Will' Smith: Well, there go the nerdyweds.
- Ashley Banks: [Ashley and Hilary are handing out refreshments] Hilary, why doesn't anyone want my soda?
- Hilary Banks: [glancing at Ashley's chest] Because your soda's... flat!