- William Shatner: [as Captain Kirk] What happened? The bridge looks so different. Spasers on spun. Ow, my tooth.
- [to Will]
- William Shatner: Bones, help me.
- Will: Dammit Jim, I'm a black boy from Philly, not a doctor.
- [Will accidentally breaks William Shatner's tooth with a cuestick]
- Carlton: Don't worry, Captain. We'll get you to the dentist, warp speed.
- William Shatner: Get a life!