Frasier (TV Series)

You Can Go Home Again (1996)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz : Look, Dr. Crane, I got to be honest with you here. It's just that I think psychiatry is, just, sort of, kind of... bull.

  Frasier : Oh well, this is a match made in heaven then, isn't it?

  Roz : Oh, don't be offended...

  Frasier : "Don't be offended"? Why should I be offended? In the last week I've uprooted myself from my home of fifteen years, moved all the way across the country away from everything I care about, and plunged myself into a frightening new career. In the first few nerve-wracking moments, I walk in here and find my producer lobbying to get herself transferred to another show. Abe Lincoln had a brighter future when he picked up his tickets at the box office!

• Roz Doyle : Happy anniversary!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier and Roz trade gift boxes]  Oh, Roz! Oh, this is so much fun, Roz! I got you one too!

  Roz Doyle : Oh, thank you! Okay, you first. I mean, it's nothing really, it's not expensive or anything, you probably won't even like it, I'm not good with gifts...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Look, don't oversell it, Roz.

  [unwraps it] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's a tape.

  [reads] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : "The Dr. Frasier Crane Show: Show #1, May 21st, 1993."

  Roz Doyle : It's our first broadcast.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Roz! I can't wait to listen to it! Did you ever think I'd stay on the air this long?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, hell no.

  [reads her card] 

  Roz Doyle : "To Roz, who believed in me from the start."

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, it's from Hallmark's "Irony" section.

• Roz Doyle : [opens her gift from Frasier]  Oh, Frasier, they're beautiful! Earrings! Thank you, thank you!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [hugs her]  You deserve them. Working side by side for three years, one can't help but become close friends. And they're blue! To match your

  [realizes her eyes are not blue] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : ... lips when they're cold.