Frasier (TV Series)

The Return of Martin Crane (2001)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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• Dr. Niles Crane : Hey, Frasier, uh, if you're interested, I have two tickets to tonight's throat singing concert.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Don't toy with me, Niles.

  Martin Crane : What the hell is throat singing?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, dad, it's an extraordinary technique where a single vocalist can actually produce two distinct tones simultaneously, allowing him to harmonize with himself.

  Martin Crane : Kind of like the Everly Brothers?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If they shared a throat and came from Mongolia, yes.

• Dr. Niles Crane : You know, Frasier, you could catch the first two hours of throat singing and still get back in time to walk Eddie.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Niles, you know damn well the throats are just starting to warm up after two hours.

• Dr. Niles Crane : [flashback; Maris' car has been booted]  Dad, Maris is very upset. And so am I. I can't believe you booted her.

  Martin Crane : Hey, I wouldn't be upset if you booted her.

  [Martin and Frank laugh, slapping hands under the table] 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Hey, Frasier, if you're interested, I have two tickets to tonight's throat singing concert.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Don't toy with me, Niles!