Frasier (TV Series)

The Focus Group (1996)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Frasier : [Niles and Daphne fight and make up]  Niles, what was that all about?

  Niles : I'm not sure, but oh, MOMMA, it was glorious! Blood pounding, sarcastic zingers flying!

  Frasier : Are you saying you enjoyed fighting with Daphne?

  Niles : Every exhilerating moment was pure unbridled passion! I think I still have some of her spittle on my forehead! Oh why did Dad ever tell us not to fight with girls? It's wonderful!

• Frasier : You would have sulked too, if you'd read in the paper, "Mr. Crane's attempts to gyrate his hips as Conrad, the teen idol in 'Bye-Bye, Birdie,' made this reviewer say, 'Bye-bye, breakfast!'"

  Niles : That review was a mash note compared to my first draft.

• [after Frasier burns down Manu's newsstand] 

  Manu : All this because you had to know why I do not like you.

  Frasier : Well, you were kind of vague.

  Manu : You want to know why? I'll tell you why. I think you are a smarty pants. I was too polite to say that before, but then you spied on me, you stalked me, you badgered me, you poured yoo-hoo down my dockers, you crunched my hand. And then as if all that was not enough, you burned down my newsstand, my livelihood. A gift to me from my beloved uncle, may he rest in peace.

  Frasier : Was that so hard?

  [he walks off]