Frasier (TV Series)
The Apparent Trap (1999)
Bebe Neuwirth: Dr. Lilith Sternin
Quotes
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[Niles and Lilith see each other for the first time after their fling]
Frasier : It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on.
Niles : Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice-cream headache.
Lilith : You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole.
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Lilith : Daphne, is your fiance joining us?
Daphne : No, I'll be seeing him later. Donny has his own Thanksgiving tradition. He has a dinner for all the divorced men he's represented during the year. He's hosting twenty-five today.
Lilith : Wow. Twenty-five lonely, bitter men.
Daphne : Yeah, it's been a good year.
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Frasier : We've got to go in there, tell him the truth and make it up to him. Even if it takes a fleet of minibikes!
Lilith : No, no, Frasier. Please, we called his bluff. Now, he's calling ours. The question is, what's our next move?
Frasier : Oh, I know, why don't we just consult this handy little guide for divorced parents?
Lilith : We can't blink first, we've got to up the ante.
Frasier : Good idea, Lilith! You know what? Let's go in there and promise him the baby brother he'll never have!
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Frederick : I'm going to go call my friends. I love you.
[exits]
Lilith : I don't understand, I was so sure.
Frasier : Oh gee, don't be so tough on yourself, Lilith. After all, what parent doesn't at one time or another completely obliterate their child's chances of ever trusting another human being? Oh well, there he is. Telling his friends that all of his dreams have come true.
Lilith : Unless that's what he wants us to think?
Frasier : When will you stop?
Frederick : [Lilith puts the phone on speaker to listen in on Frederick's call] It worked! All I did was tap into my parents' feelings of inadequacy and they crumbled.
Frederick's friend : What does that mean?
Frederick : I'm getting a minibike.
Lilith : Frederick.
Frederick : Uh-oh!
[hangs up]