Frasier (TV Series)

Sweet Dreams (1998)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : This place is the hottest new thing in fusion cuisine.

  Frasier : What cuisines are being fused?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Polynesian and Scandinavian. It's called Mahalo Valhalla.

  Frasier : Perhaps there's a reason God put those countries so far apart.

• [Martin has just returned with Daphne, having bailed her from jail] 

  Frasier : Daphne! Daphne, it's so good to have you home, safe and sound.

  Daphne Moon : Sod off.

  Martin Crane : She's a little mad at ya.

  Frasier : Yes, thank you, Dad.

  Frasier : Daphne, I am so sorry. I feel just terrible.

  Daphne Moon : As you should. You left me handcuffed and helpless.

  Dr. Niles Crane : If you ever find yourself in that position again, be sure to call on me.

  [a look of innocent confusion from Daphne and eye-rolling from Frasier] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : ...for help.