Frasier (TV Series)
Something About Dr. Mary (2000)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Frasier : What, am I getting too uppity for you? You sherry-swilling, opera-loving, Armani-wearing elitist. You have no idea how difficult it is for a black woman in a white man's world.
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Roz Doyle : Chuck Ranberg said he'd take over for the week.
Frasier : No, no, absolutely not, Roz! The man's speech impediment will make me giggle all week long.
Roz Doyle : Show a little compassion!
Frasier : Oh come on, you try dealing with a call screener who says, "Doctaw Cwane, we have a kweptomaniac on wine fwee."
Roz Doyle : Well, who do you want to use?
Frasier : Well, actually, I was thinking of reaching out to the community. You know, I was guest speaker last month at a program called "Second Start." They offer career training for people who are stuck in tedious, low-paying jobs. And, well, I'd thought I'd give the job to one of those students.
Roz Doyle : That's a great idea, Frasier. Sounds like a great program.
[Chuck enters]
Frasier : Oh, dear, there's Chuck Ranberg. Roz, you've got to tell him he doesn't have the job.
Roz Doyle : Why can't you tell him?
Frasier : I'm sorry, I can't hear the man speak without just descending into giggles!
Roz Doyle : Oh, you are such a child!
Chuck : Hi, guys!
Roz Doyle : Hey, Chuck, how's it going?
Chuck : Oh, tewwible, Woz! My wife was in the Cawwibean and she weft me for a Wastafawian!
[Roz starts laughing uncontrollably as Frasier pats her arm, trying to cover up by pretending she is crying]