- Daphne Moon: [holding three shopping bags] Could you give me a hand here?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I would, except I've sprained my shoulder.
- Martin Crane: [pointing at his hip] Bullet in the hip.
- Daphne Moon: You still have one good arm, Dr. Crane.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Now, the doctor told me to take it easy.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh! I met a girl today!
- Daphne Moon: Yeah. So did she.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [in the suit universe, after hearing himself on the radio giving romantic advice] What a load of crap.