Frasier (TV Series)

Odd Man Out (1997)

Linda Hamilton: Laura

Quotes 

• Laura : Molly sent a driver?

  Frasier : No, no, I'm not a driver, I'm a psychiatrist, I'm here to help you.

  Laura : Molly's having me committed?

• Frasier : Can I take your cello?

  Laura : I checked my cello, this is my purse... I think that's funny, why doesn't anybody laugh at that?

• Laura : I was always an odd kid. All my girlfriends had posters of David Cassidy. I had Pablo Casals.

  Frasier : I had Sigmund Freud.

  Laura : But did you kiss him every night before you went to bed?

  Frasier : Well, I was tempted to, but he just would've read too much into it.

• Laura : [Laura accidentally knocks over a chair with her cello case]  If you ever think back on this, could you just...

  Frasier : I'll just edit that part out.

• Frasier : I didn't want you waiting around for someone who wasn't coming.

  Laura : So you came all the way down here? What are you, like the nicest guy in the world?

  Frasier : Yes, yes I am.

• Frasier : Why did you choose the cello?

  Laura : When I was around eleven, my father took me to the symphony, and this sounds a little silly, but when I heard the cello, it sounded sad, like it needed me.

  Frasier : That's not silly. It's lovely.

• Laura : The anticipation, the excitement, the hope... marriage is the death of all that.

  Frasier : I hope you didn't write your own vows.

• Laura : This is probably a ridiculous thing to say, but if I weren't married...

  Frasier : No, you don't have to finish that. But thank you very much for starting it.