Frasier (TV Series)
Moons Over Seattle (2002)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Frasier : Hi Dad. How was work?
Martin Crane : Oh great. I finally busted that guy who was writing "Seymour Butz" on the sign-out sheets.
Frasier : So, who was it?
Martin Crane : Senior Vice President Butz. I'm on probation for a week.
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Frasier : [after Niles has failed to reconcile Daphne's parents] Niles, I'm sorry things didn't work out.
Martin Crane : Well, she can't say you didn't try.
[Daphne enters the apartment]
Dr. Niles Crane : Hello.
Daphne Moon : Hello.
[Awkward silence]
Frasier : Well, uh, Dad, why don't we go into your bedroom? I want to show you how to use the closed captioning on your TV so you won't have to have it up so loud at night.
Martin Crane : Yeah, sure.
[Frasier and Martin head for the bedrooms, leaving Daphne and Niles alone]
Dr. Niles Crane : Your dad's here in your room, leaving you a note. How's your mom?
Daphne Moon : Apparently there's nothing left for her in England, so she's thinking about putting down roots here.
[Daphne sits down on the couch]
Dr. Niles Crane : [kneeling next to Daphne] Daphne, from the bottom of my heart...
Daphne Moon : Niles, it's been a very trying day. Could we talk about this later? I'll drive Daddy to the airport.
Dr. Niles Crane : I'll move his suitcase to your car.
[Niles exits just as Harry comes back from Daphne's room]
Harry Moon : There you are. Well, back to England, then.
Daphne Moon : Yes. No chance of you and Mum getting back together?
Harry Moon : Don't think so, love. Not this time.
Daphne Moon : Maybe if you give it another chance. You could...
Harry Moon : Daphne - I'm sorry. It's over. Has been for a long time! I mean, I've got no complaints, I got something wonderful out of it: you!
[Harry sits down next to Daphne on the couch and hugs her]
Daphne Moon : If you don't love each other, why did you stay together for forty years? Through all the fighting and the screaming and the hitting?
Harry Moon : That was for you kids.
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[about Gertrude coming on to him]
Martin Crane : Great, I cheated death in Korea for this!