Frasier (TV Series)

Legal Tender Love and Care (2000)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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• Martin Crane : [Abby ends the phone call with her client but forgets to stop the timer. Martin taps his watch]  Aren't you forgetting something?

  Abby Michaels : Oh, my goodness, you're right. It's getting very late and I haven't even looked at the menu yet. My, so many choices. What are you guys having?

  Martin Crane : Well, I'm pretty sure someone's getting scrod.

• Martin Crane : Hey, Abby, you'll like this one. I used to tell it at the precinct. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  Abby Michaels : I don't know. It depends on how many cops planted it there?

  Frasier : Thrust and parry, Dad!

• Martin Crane : Come on, Fraze, Abby isn't the first lawyer to pad a bill.

  Frasier : Well, maybe not, but you know, Abby is not that kind of lawyer.

  Martin Crane : What world are you living in? They're all that kind of lawyer.

  Frasier : I admit $4000 does seem rather high for phone consultations. Who the hell is she talking to?

  Martin Crane : All her friends, bragging about the new sucker she's got on the hook.