Frasier (TV Series)

Leapin' Lizards (1995)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : You would think that in a city with this much rain that people would develop an etiquette about it, but no! They buy umbrellas that are too big for them, you have to walk into the street to get around them and then they drive too close to the curb so that you're sure to get splashed! And they wear brown shoes with white socks!

  Daphne Moon : What has that got to do with the rain?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Nothing! But I mean, really, get a fashion sense!

• Daphne Moon : Come on, Eddie, you love paté. And this is the good stuff.

  [Frasier enters] 

  Daphne Moon : Uh-oh.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Two syllables every homeowner loves to hear upon entering the door. Would that have anything to do with the fact that you're feeding my imported foie gras to a dog?

  Daphne Moon : Well, I'm sorry, but it calms him during the thunder.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, well, heaven forbid that Eddie should ever work a nerve! When Niles gets here we'll have sherry and snausages!

  Daphne Moon : That reminds me, Dr. Crane will be a bit late. Your father asked him to stop at the vet and pick up some pills for Eddie.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm the one who's had a hard day. How come no one ever brings *me* tranquilizers?

  Daphne Moon : I've often wondered that meself.