Frasier (TV Series)

Hot Ticket (1998)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Niles, there is another way.

  Niles : You don't mean...

  Frasier : Yes. I know it's a calculated risk. It is a little uncertain.

  Niles : You can't be serious. It's unthinkable.

  Frasier : Niles, what other choice do we have?

  Niles : But the indignity, it reeks of desperation.

  Martin : Now, now, before you do anything desperate, at least go stand in the cancellation line.

  Niles : What did he think we were talking about?

• Frasier : I don't want to hear about it before I see it.

  Martin : I don't want to hear about it after you see it.

• Frasier : Someone will call.

  Niles : Well, someone better call. Because everyone who's anyone is seeing this play. And you know who you are if you're not anyone? You're *no one*. And I've been someone much too long to start being no one now!

  Martin : [enters]  Oh, hey. I thought no one was here.

  [Niles seethes]