Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier Crane's Day Off (1994)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [telling Frasier about the sickest he ever was]  What am I talking about? How could I forget the time your mother left the potato salad in the trunk of the car?

• Martin Crane : Well, at least I had a real job. Half your listening audience hears voices already, and the other half talks to themselves! If you don't show up, who's going to notice?

• Martin Crane : That wasn't the sickest I ever was. It was when your mother and I took that trip to Mexico. I'm real careful about not drinking the water, then I eat this little piece of lettuce, next thing I know I'm spewing both for accuracy and trajectory. I remember being huddled up on a stone floor screaming 'I wanna die! I wanna die!'

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What a shame that would've been, you wouldn't be here now telling me this.

• Daphne Moon : He really is sick.

  Martin Crane : Hey, you want to talk sick? World's Fair, 1962. The Tilt-A-Whirl was right next to A Little Piece of India.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [listlessly]  Morning, Dad, Daphne.

  Martin Crane : Frasier, you sound awful!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [unconvincingly]  It's just a little bug.

  Daphne Moon : But you can't be thinking of going to work! You're all pasty and clammy and pale!

  Martin Crane : And coming from an English person, that's bad!