Frasier (TV Series)

First Date (1998)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Hey, Fras.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Hi, Dad.

  Martin Crane : Look, I got some bad news. I guess there isn't a good way to tell you something like this. Your god-uncle died.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [confused]  My... god-uncle?

  [Martin nods] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : There's no such thing as a god-uncle.

  Martin Crane : Yes there is! It's your godfather's brother. You remember your god-uncle Charlie.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No! I barely even remember my godfather, he died twenty years ago.

  Martin Crane : Oh, yeah? Well now his brother's dead too, so shake a leg! The wake's in twenty minutes.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, you know as much as I'd like to pay my respects, catch up with my god-cousins and meet the god-neighbors, I have some urgent business that just can't wait until later.

  Daphne Moon : [Daphne comes in with a bowl]  All right, here's your popcorn... and the remote. There, enjoy your show.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Martin gives him a sour look]  Oh, all right! One hour! I don't even know why I'm going. The man was a ghoul, he used to hide his glass eye in my marble bag!

  Martin Crane : I knew you remembered him!