Frasier (TV Series)

Daphne Hates Sherry (1997)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Bup! I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner. As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my... Oh, dear God, you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.

• Frasier : You're a doctor, why didn't you just use your prescription pad?

  Niles : [realizing]  Oh, my god!

  Frasier : Isn't there an all-night pharmacy across the street from your building?

  Niles : Oh my god!

• Frasier : Unless blood has been spilled, and on a carpeted area, I don't care. Now get out.

• Sherry : Morning, handsome! Did I say that before?

  Martin Crane : Before, and after!

  Frasier : [They laugh while Daphne looks disgusted]  Please, would you two spare me the single entendre this morning?

• Martin Crane : Ooh, it looks like it's going to be another scorcher.

  Frasier : Mmhmm.

  Martin Crane : Radio said high nineties.

  Frasier : [not interested]  Yes, it's hot.

  Martin Crane : Yeah, well, I guess they'll be some more brown-outs. Hate to think what it's gonna do to the crops.

  [He takes a part of Frasier's newspaper] 

  Frasier : Dad please, I'm trying to read.

  Martin Crane : Oh, sure, sorry.

  [reading] 

  Martin Crane : Ooh, double homicide last night. Yeah, with this heat wave though I'm not surprised. I wonder what started that?

  Frasier : [Glaring]  Perhaps someone wouldn't stop talking about the weather.

  Martin Crane : [Oblivious]  Yeah, you might be right, it's a real scorcher out there.

• Frasier : All right, all right, fine, it's like the Roman emperor Tiberius, his mother Livia, and his wife Vipsania.

  Martin Crane : What?

  Sherry : Huh?

  Daphne : Who?

  Niles : Go on.