Frasier (TV Series)
Crane vs. Crane (1996)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : That was the most riveting production of Wagner I have seen this season.
Dr. Niles Crane : I still have goose bumps from when Klingsor summoned Kundry with a terrible cry and ordered her to seduce Parsifal: "Ha! Er Ist Shun Der Knabe!"
Martin Crane : Well, I had a pretty good night too. Took myself a nice, hot bath.
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Martin Crane : Why are you walking funny?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, suffice it to say, today I learned it is unwise to slide repeatedly down a fire pole wearing woollen trousers.
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Martin Crane : Oh, his son is worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there, his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.
