Frasier (TV Series)

Come Lie with Me (1996)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne... you can't go. You have to stay. I've only just recently realised how important you are to us. You see, if you go, Dad and I will kill each other. I'm not just tossing out hyperbole here, I'm speaking in the most literal sense: Dad and I, both dead. Only he'll be lying there with a bacteria-ridden sponge protruding from his mouth like a bloated tongue!

• Frasier : What was it like in the old days, when you actually had to get up to change the channel?

  Martin : It was hell.

• Frasier : I'm getting an estimate on restoring my study.

  Martin : Why didn't you use Joe?

  Frasier : I think Joe's done enough work in that room.

• Martin : I just spent five minutes trying to button these pants. That stupid dryer shrunk another pair on me!

  Frasier : Dad, before you blame the dryer, have you ever considered stepping on el bathroom scale?

  Martin : What's the point? That thing's been ten pounds off for weeks.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Can you explain... this?

  [holds up sponge with barbecue tongs] 

  Martin : A grown man's obsession with a sponge? No I can't.

• Frasier : I was going to ask Daphne not to sleep with Joe in the house. Is that too...

  Roz : Amish?

  Frasier : I was going to say selfish.

  Roz : Oh, let's see. "Please Daphne don't have sex. It disturbs my reading." No, that's not too selfish!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Martin]  Turns out Joe can't have sex because of an injury he suffered after a spooked sheep kicked him while he was vacationing in the Falkland Islands during the war.

• Martin : You want me to dry that sponge? Fine, I'll dry that sponge.

  [takes sponge into kitchen, put it in the toaster and pushes the lever down] 

  Martin : Give it about a minute.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh that is SO immature.