Frasier (TV Series)

Can't Buy Me Love (1994)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : She's been afraid to fly since her harrowing incident.

  Daphne : Oh dear... Did a plane almost crash?

  Niles : No, she was bumped from first class. She still wakes up screaming.

• [Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem] 

  Niles : Uh-uh.

  [Martin reaches for another piece] 

  Niles : Mmm-mmm.

  Martin : All right, what would you do?

  Niles : Well, for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.

  Martin : That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.

  Niles : In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.

• Niles : Can I be of any assistance in the kitchen?

  Daphne : No, I have everything well in hand.

  Niles : Ah well, lucky everything.