- Daphne Moon: Mr. Crane. How was work today?
- Martin Crane: Same old, same old. Boy, I'm beat. Eight hours of staring at those monitors can really wear you out.
- [turns on the TV]
- Martin Crane: I'm not a complainer.
- Rich Koechner: Good. Then you won't complain about doing a few graveyard shifts next week?
- Martin Crane: No problem.
- Rich Koechner: Good. How's Tuesday and Wednesday work for you?
- Martin Crane: Actually, that's not so good.
- Rich Koechner: Oh, then how's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?
- Martin Crane: Better.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [trying to avoid Roz] Forget your coffee. Let's get out of here.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What? And leave Daphne?
- Dr. Niles Crane: It's too late for her. We have to keep moving.
- Charlie Koechner: None of the other guards has any trouble with my dad. Maybe your dad needs to toughen up a little.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: My father fought in Korea.
- Charlie Koechner: Did he? Or did you fight the Koreans for him?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: if you don't mind, could we keep this meeting between us? I'd hate to have my father think that I went behind his back.
- Charlie Koechner: You're asking me to conceal something from my own father? I don't know if I can do that. On the other hand, if you were a client, I'd be obligated to keep this confidential.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: If you're implying what I think you are, Mr. Koechner, I hope, for your sake, you brought some brochures.
- Martin Crane: They set the thing on fire, it fell 19 stories.
- Rich Koechner: That's nothing, my son ran over my foot when I was sweeping the driveway.
- Martin Crane: You know what the scary thing is? In a few years their generation's going to be running the country.
- Rich Koechner: Yeah well not as long as I'm around.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It's just that all our lives, Dad's been the guy in charge. I just hate to see him powerless like this.
- Dr. Niles Crane: How can you call him powerless? The minute you saw him, you ran into a storage closet.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: That's true.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You're a grown man. You're still scared of him.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You're still scared of him, too.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Yeah, well, at least I have a girlfriend.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Shut up.
- Charlie Koechner: I like face-to-facing with new clients, especially those in the public eye who need the kind of custom-tailored security that we specialize in. So, what is it? Stalker? Blackmailer? Random nut job?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm sorry, but I'm not actually in the market for security services.
- Charlie Koechner: Well that's strange because your phone message said "I'm in the market for security services."
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, I can see how that may have been misleading.
- Rich Koechner: [finds out Frasier and Niles are hiding in the supply closet] Wait a minute, they wouldn't be the ones who complained to my son, would they?
- Martin Crane: It wouldn't surprise me, they're always sticking their noses into my business.
- Rich Koechner: Tell me about it, my kid thinks just because I work for him, he's my boss.