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Frasier (TV Series)
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 2 (2000)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : So where you from?
Daphne Moon : Manchester, England.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, my. Big family?
Daphne Moon : Hideously. And you?
Dr. Niles Crane : I'm from a small mountain village in Tibet.
[She laughs]
Dr. Niles Crane : Tenzing Norgay used to carry me to school.
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Daphne Moon : Explain to me again how you and Mel masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing?
Dr. Niles Crane : Well...
Dr. Frasier Crane : If I may? Uh, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little wiggle room so she can get out of this debacle with her dignity intact.
Daphne Moon : [takes Niles's hand] And what about Niles' dignity?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Maris got that in the divorce.
[laughing]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Sorry, Niles.
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[on the way to the Natural History Museum]
Dr. Niles Crane : Why do you like Pygmies so much?
Martin Crane : They're short and they blow darts. What's not to like?
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Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Niles, this is important. If anyone should ask about the honeymoon, we're flying to Paris, then we're taking the Orient Express to Venice, where we'll spend two weeks at the Monsarta Palazzetto suite at the Cipriani.
[Niles stares at her for a moment]
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : What's the matter?
Dr. Niles Crane : Sounds like a wonderful trip.
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : It's not my fault we're not going.
Dr. Niles Crane : I know.
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Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Here's the watch I was going to give you as a wedding gift. Please wear it when we're together.
Dr. Niles Crane : [looking at it] It's, uh...
Dr. Mel Karnofsky : Yes, it said Forever Yours. I scratched it out with a screwdriver.
Dr. Niles Crane : There's something else crudely carved here, but... ah. Well, at least you were able to use that f from forever.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh come on, Schnookums. We can get through this together.
Daphne Moon : What did you just call me?
Dr. Niles Crane : Schnookums.
Daphne Moon : Schnookums.
Dr. Niles Crane : It was an attempt at a pet name.
Daphne Moon : Well, if it's all the same to you, can we keep looking?
Dr. Niles Crane : Absolutely, there's no rush whatsoever... Truffles.
[awkward pause]
Dr. Niles Crane : It's the chocolate, not the fungus.
[another pause]
Dr. Niles Crane : It's a work in progress.
Daphne Moon : Yes.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm waiting!
Dr. Niles Crane : For what?
Dr. Frasier Crane : An apology. For that unprovoked broadside you leveled at me.
Dr. Niles Crane : You expect me to apologize to you?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Expect it, sir, and demand it!
Dr. Niles Crane : Well, then, here's my answer: No!
Dr. Frasier Crane : No?
Dr. Niles Crane : [heading for the door] No! And furthermore, why don't you take your broadside, stuff it in a chair, and keep your unlimited supply of opinions, suggestions, proposals, and recommendations to yourself?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I never!
Dr. Niles Crane : No, you always!
Dr. Frasier Crane : GET OUT!