Frasier (TV Series)
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (2000)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
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Quotes
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Daphne Moon : So did Simon get you home all right after dropping my family at the airport?
Roz Doyle : Oh, yeah. He entertained the whole neighborhood trying to parallel park the Winnebago. The highlight was when he flattened a whole row of newspaper racks.
Martin Crane : How many did he get? My record's five.
Daphne Moon : I suppose he followed that up with some sort of clumsy advance?
Roz Doyle : Oh, he tried, but I told him to get lost. Then he hit on my babysitter! She showed him why she's the star of her JV soccer team.
Daphne Moon : You know, Mum claims he was dropped as a child. I think he was thrown.
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Roz Doyle : Daphne, Simon's opening your gifts.
Daphne Moon : Bloody hell!
[runs out]
Simon Moon : Roz, you little snitch! You know, I'm having serious doubts about whether you're going to be the future mother of my children.
Roz Doyle : Somewhere out there, the future mother of your children just lifted her head from a puddle of drool.
Simon Moon : Yeah, but I'll bet she's got a ripper body!
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[first lines; Daphne and Niles are fleeing her wedding in Martin's Winnebago]
Dr. Niles Crane : I can't believe this!
Daphne Moon : Neither can I!
Dr. Niles Crane : What made you change your mind?
Daphne Moon : My little niece, Audrey, the flower girl. She looked up at me and said, "You're the saddest bride I've ever seen." I figured, who was I kidding if I couldn't fool a four year old with an eye patch?
Dr. Niles Crane : Remind me to give her a car for her preschool graduation.
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Daphne Moon : [fleeing her wedding] I've never done anything this crazy. Are you nervous?
Dr. Niles Crane : Only that I'm going to wake up.
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[Simon has been opening the gifts from Daphne's canceled wedding]
Daphne Moon : That's stealing! These gifts are going back!
Simon Moon : Never! Returning used merchandise is unethical, and I, for one, will never be party to it.
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Dr. Niles Crane : What are you doing?
Daphne Moon : Returning gifts.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, right. You know, that's one thing Mel and I avoided by eloping. No gifts to return when you, uh... when...
Simon Moon : When you shag someone else's wife?