Foyle's War (TV Series)

Enemy Fire (2004)

Bennet Thorpe: Patient as Foyle

Quotes 

• [watching a parody of the real mystery at a hospital revue] 

  Patient as Jamieson : Mr. Foyle, Mr. Foyle! I need your help! I understand you're a bit of a sleuth.

  Patient as Foyle : Which bit did you have in mind?

  [laughter] 

  Patient as Jamieson : My name is Jamieson, and I need someone with a nose for crime!

  Patient as Foyle : I'm sorry, Mr. Jamieson, my nose stays where it is.

  [laughter] 

  Patient as Jamieson : Pity. Well, listen to me. Something terrible has happened. Someone has dropped a statue on Group Captain Smythe!

  Patient as Foyle : That *is* terrible.

  Patient as Jamieson : You're telling me - they missed!

  [laughter from everyone except Smythe, who's sitting in the audience]