Brian Coburn: Stanley

Quotes 

• [Dr Norris has come to see Freddy after her latest asthma attack] 

  Dr. Norris : I would have been here much sooner but a lad from the village got knocked off his bike - by a Land Rover, he said, which didn't bother to stop. The ambulance had to come from Shepton - that took the best part of an hour.

  Harriet Boult : An hour? What happens round here if you get a heart attack?

  Stanley : [ironically]  You don't get many heart attacks round here - just the *one*.