Porter Ricks: Ms. Thomas, as park warden, I'm familiar with every inch of ocean bottom here. Now why didn't you come to me before printing that hoax?
Joanne Thomas: Hoax is a dirty word, warden! I prefer to call it a... bubble... A bubble that burst!
Porter Ricks: Well, the next time you decide to start a bubble, check with the people who have to clean up the mess, will you?
Joanne Thomas: Now that's not fair. No great harm's been done. anyway, if it hadn't been for your son Bud trying to sell that coin in the first place...
Porter Ricks: Bud? What's Bud got to do with this?
Joanne Thomas: I suggest you do a little checking in your own family before you start being so high and mighty about other people's business, Warden!
Sandy Ricks: My brother the crook!