- [after finally returning to their own time, the Flintstones and Rubbles flee from the time machine]
- Scientist: Hey, what happened?
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, nothing, except we were chased by lionosauruses, clobbered by Columbus, shocked in Philadelphia, trampled on, screamed at, and if that's how your time machine works, YOU can have it, buddy!
- Christopher Columbus: [after meeting the Flintstones and Rubbles] You have tickets to ride on this boat?
- Barney Rubble: Tickets? No, we didn't even see the ticket booth.
- Fred Flintstone: We paid to get into the fair. I don't know how we got on this boat ride.
- Christopher Columbus: Stowaways, eh? Well, you know what we do with stowaways.
- [later, the Flintstones and Rubbles are scrubbing the deck]
- Fred Flintstone: How do you like that? Just because we don't have tickets, we gotta scrub the deck!
- Barney Rubble: Well, I wouldn't argue with Columbus, Fred. Not with that sword he's got.
- Betty Rubble: Some fair!
- Wilma Flintstone: Yeah, I could stay home and scrub floors.
- [the Flintstones and Rubbles are swirling in the time warp, narrowly saving Fred from being beheaded for not marrying a king's daughter]
- Barney Rubble: You here, Fred? I was worried about you, buddy.
- Fred Flintstone: Me too. That was some choice I had. Either way, I'd lose my head.
- Wilma Flintstone: It's a good thing you remembered you're a married man.
- Fred Flintstone: How could I forget, sweetheart? Besides, I'd never trade a queen like you for a mere princess.