The Flintstones (TV Series)
Shinrock-A-Go-Go (1965)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [after hearing radio broadcasts making fun of his dancing] I don't want to do it! Don't make me do it!
[Starts to cry, then faints]
Barney Rubble : Don't worry about your daddy, Pebbles. He's just having a simple nervous breakdown.
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Wilma Flintstone : Hear that, Betty? Free tickets to Shinrock.
Betty Rubble : What's the good? By the time we can get downtown, they'll all be gone.
Barney Rubble : Fred and I can pick'em up for you on our way home from bowling.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no, you don't. I'm not going anywhere near that Shinrock studio. Those kids might stampede and we'd be trampled.
Wilma Flintstone : Okay, Fred. If that's the way you feel. Come on, Betty.
Fred Flintstone : Hey, wait a minute. What about our dinner?
Wilma Flintstone : Sorry, Fred. We're not going anywhere near the kitchen.
Betty Rubble : When you smell food, you and Barney might stampede and we'd be trampled.
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[the girls want their husbands to try the Pterodactyl dance with them]
Wilma Flintstone : How about you, Fred? All you have to do is flap your arms and squawk. Squawk! Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!
Fred Flintstone : Flap my arms and squawk? What do you think I am, one of those goofy teenagers?
Barney Rubble : Right, Fred. You're no goofy teenager. You're a goofy middle-ager.
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Barney Rubble : [Arrives to help Fred practice his dance routine] I'll just plug in the old electric guitar, tune it up, and...
[guitar shorts out]
Fred Flintstone : Barney! What the heck happened?
Barney Rubble : AC guitar, DC outlet! Would you mind unplugging it, Fred? I'm feeling kind of barbequed!
[Fred tries to unplug the guitar, which shorts out again, then blows up]
Barney Rubble : Man, when those things short, they really short! You got a spare tuba?
Fred Flintstone : Never mind the instruments! You can hum the tune.
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Fred Flintstone : [after being "persuaded" to get Wilma & Betty tickets to the Shinrock TV show] Okay, okay, we'll pick up your Shinrock tickets. But first let me take care of Jimmy O'Neillstone!
[Turns off TV]
Jimmy O'Neill : [his arm reaches out of the set and turns it back on] Welcome back to Shinrock!
Barney Rubble : Well, that's one way of keeping up their ratings.