The Flintstones (TV Series)

Monster Fred (1964)

Gerry Johnson: Betty Rubble

Quotes 

• [Dr. Len Frankenstone makes another attempt to return everyone's personalities to normal] 

  Wilma Flintstone : I feel fine now. How about you, Betty?

  Betty Rubble : Just perfect. You all right, Barney?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, how you feeling, Fred?

  Fred Flintstone : Never felt better in my life.

  [Dino barks] 

  Dr. Zero : Len, Len, you did it! Look at those happy faces. You have restored their normal personalities, Len. What do you say now, Doctor?

  Len Frankenstone : [with Fred's voice]  What do I say? Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

• Len Frankenstone : What's the trouble, ladies? What's all the racket about?

  Wilma Flintstone : Look what you've done! You've switched their personalities!

  Barney Rubble : [in Fred's body]  Hey, control yourself, Wilma. You're getting high-sterical.

  Wilma Flintstone : High-ster... Uh, hysterical? Who wouldn't be? I didn't marry him!

  [points to Fred in Barney's body] 

  Betty Rubble : What are you complaining about, Wilma?

  [points to Barney in Fred's body] 

  Betty Rubble : Look what I'm stuck with!

• Barney Rubble : [in Fred's body, kisses Betty]  Hiya, sweetheart. Sorry to keep you waiting.

  Betty Rubble : [shocked]  Oh, it's Barney. I mean, it's Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : [in Barney's body]  What is she talking about, Wilma?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, no! You're not Fred, you're Barney! And Barney's Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, and you're Cleopatra. Now stop kidding and let's go home.

• [Wilma and Betty had just arrived at Dr. Frankenstone's] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Barney. I'm so glad you're still here. How's Fred?

  Betty Rubble : Yeah, how's his head?

  Barney Rubble : His head? Well, uh, uh, that's bad enough, but, uh, what really gets me is his tail.

  Betty Rubble : Tail? What are you talking about?

  Barney Rubble : Why don't you call him and see for yourself?

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Fred! It's me, Wilma! Are you all right?

  [Dino, in Fred's body, rushes out to meet Wilma, barking and panting] 

  Wilma Flintstone : [giggles]  Oh, Fred, stop your clowning.

  [Fred, in Dino's body, enters with Dr. Len Frankenstone and Dr. Zero] 

  Fred Flintstone : [in Dino's body]  Hiya, Wilma. I thought I heard you calling me. What are you doing down here?

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred? I... I... I mean, Dino. I mean, Fred, I mean... what's going on?

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, meet Dr. Frankenstone.

  Len Frankenstone : How do you do, madam?

  Wilma Flintstone : You... You... You... What have you done to my husband o-or Dino or whatever the case may be?

• [while trying to return Fred and Barney to normal] 

  Len Frankenstone : There, that should do it.

  Dr. Zero : All right, Mr. Flintstone, you can leave now.

  Wilma Flintstone : [in Fred's body]  Thank goodness.

  Fred Flintstone : [in Wilma's body]  I'm getting tired of this routine.

  Betty Rubble : [in Barney's body]  Me too. Let's get out of here.

  Barney Rubble : [in Betty's body]  I'm with you.

  Dr. Zero : Len Frankenstone! Now look what you have done!

  Fred Flintstone : [shakes the doctor's hand]  So long, Frankenstone. If you ever need any excavation work, call me and I'll bring my shovel.

  [laughs] 

  Barney Rubble : [to Dr. Zero]  Hey, uh, how would you like to join our lodge, Doc? Us Water Buffaloes have a ball. You know what I mean?

  [laughs] 

  Dr. Zero : Now what, Len? Now what?

  Len Frankenstone : What else? Back to the drawing board.