The Flintstones (TV Series)
Itty Biddy Freddy (1964)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
Quotes
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[when Bamm-Bamm lifts a mammoth]
Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, take it easy with that mammoth, Bamm-Bamm. We don't want the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Mammoths on our backs.
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Barney Rubble : Okay, Fred, so long. And may all your troubles be little ones.
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Barney Rubble : [after noticing the tiny Fred] Wow. Don't know if you noticed it, Fred, but, uh, you shrunk.
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Betty Rubble : [enters her home] Hi, Barney.
Barney Rubble : Hiya, Betty.
Betty Rubble : [walks past the shrunken Fred] Oh, hello, Fred. Lost a little weight, haven't you?
[Betty is shocked after noticing Fred's tiny size]
Betty Rubble : Fred!
Fred Flintstone : Oh, I did it again, Betty. I invented a reducing formula and this is what happened. I gotta get back to size. 'Til I do, don't tell Wilma. I gotta get to a doctor.
Barney Rubble : [picks up Fred] Now, now, don't worry, Fred. I'll drive you over to one.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, thanks, Barn. You're a real pal.
Barney Rubble : Hey, I better carry you. Someone might step on you or something.
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[Ed Sullystone is convinced by Fred and Barney's ventriloquist act]
Ed Sullystone : Remarkable. He does it while drinking water.
[looks at Fred]
Ed Sullystone : And you certainly have a goofy looking dummy. That's very important.
Fred Flintstone : Now just a rock-picking minute!
[leaps toward Sullystone]
Fred Flintstone : You're no picture postcard yourself, you know!
Ed Sullystone : Say, that's pretty good. Real convincing and dumb looking, too.
Fred Flintstone : Boy, are you looking for a fat lip!
Barney Rubble : Uh, easy, Fred. Remember the act.
Fred Flintstone : Nobody talks to me like that!
[scoffs]
Fred Flintstone : Give a guy a TV show, he thinks he owns the world!
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Nurse : May I help you, sir?
Barney Rubble : Uh, yes, Nurse. I, uh...
Nurse : [notices the tiny Fred] Oh, what a cute little boy!
[tickles him]
Nurse : Coochie, coochie, coochie coo!
Fred Flintstone : I'm not a cute little BOY! I'm a cute little MAN!
Nurse : You mean he's a man?
Barney Rubble : Yep. Just a new compact type.