The Flintstones (TV Series)

Glue for Two (1963)

Allan Melvin: Quartz, Jane, Cop, Cat, Bird, Doc

Quotes 

• Quartz : [upon seeing Fred and Barney glued to the bowling ball]  Hiya, Fred, Barney. Hey, the bowling alley is down the street, fellas.

  Fred Flintstone : Look, if I want laughs, I'll call Yogi Bear.

• Dr. Bonestitch : Well, well, well, fine day, isn't it? Now, don't be afraid. Just tell me which one is sick.

  Fred Flintstone : Well, uh, it's kinda silly. You see, me and my pal here are stuck together, you see?

  Dr. Bonestitch : [uses his stethoscope on the bowling ball]  Very interesting. Hmm, no pulse at all. Are you sure you're alive?

  Fred Flintstone : That ain't me, that's the bowling ball you're listening to!

  Dr. Bonestitch : Bowling ball? Oh, the bowling alley is down the street.

  Fred Flintstone : We know that! We wanna get rid of the bowling ball!

  Dr. Bonestitch : Sorry, I already have a bowling ball.

• Cat : [upon hearing Fred's singing]  Oh, brother. And they throw shoes at me.

• Dr. Bonestitch : Aha! The x-ray machine has given me the answer to your trouble, gentlemen. You two are stuck to a bowling ball.

  Fred Flintstone : What are you, a comedian? WE KNOW WE'RE STUCK TO A BOWLING BALL!

  Dr. Bonestitch : Well, now you have medical evidence to back it up.