The Flintstones (TV Series)
Fred el Terrifico (1964)
Howard Morris: Rockoff, Bird, Official, Proprietor, Joe, Tall Detective, Customs Man
Quotes
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[as Fred continues to pose as El Terrifico]
Wilma Flintstone : That does it.
[to an airport clerk]
Wilma Flintstone : Pardon me. I want to play a little joke. Could you help me?
[Wilma whispers her trick to the clerk]
OfficIal : Ah, no, señorita, I cannot. It is not honest, it is not legal, it is...
[Wilma offers the clerk money]
OfficIal : A pleasure to help such a lovely señorita!
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OfficIal : Ah, El Terrifico.
Fred Flintstone : No, no, not anymore. From now on, it's just plain old Fred Flintstone, Bedrock, USA.
[the short detective whispers something to the airport official]
OfficIal : Have you anything to declare, señor?
Fred Flintstone : Only that the best part of a trip is the trip home. I'll see you around.
OfficIal : [stops Fred] One moment, señor. I must detain you.
Fred Flintstone : Why? W-What did I do?
OfficIal : You did not declare your reward money. That is a serious offense.
[walks away with Fred]
OfficIal : Come with me.
Fred Flintstone : But I didn't know. I've never traveled in a foreign country before. Wilma! Tell me this is just another joke! Get me out of this!
Wilma Flintstone : Okay, let's dig up bail for El Terrifico. I've got a dollar.
Betty Rubble : Here's 50 cents.
Barney Rubble : And I've got a dime.
Fred Flintstone : Wilma!
Wilma Flintstone : Be right with you, Fred! Here's two more nickels.
Betty Rubble : I might have a little more loose change.
Barney Rubble : Hey, I think I found a centavo.
Fred Flintstone : WIIILMA!
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Fred Flintstone : Hey, Wilma, wait!
OfficIal : Not so fast, senor. Are you not called El Terrifico?
Fred Flintstone : Well, uh, yeah, why?
OfficIal : You are wanted in 17 states. Come with me.
Fred Flintstone : Hey, let go! I was just kidding! Wilma, tell him who I am!
Wilma Flintstone : I believe you said you were El Terrifico, sir.
Fred Flintstone : What do you mean sir? I'm your husband! Wilma, come back here!
OfficIal : You match the description of El Terrifico. He's got mustache like yours.
Fred Flintstone : What mustache? That's dirt! I'm plain old Fred Flintstone from Bedrock! WILMA!