The Flintstones (TV Series)
Dr. Sinister (1964)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
Quotes
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[Fred answers a knock on the door]
Fred Flintstone : Yes?
Madame Yes : Good evening. I wonder if you can help me. My car has a flat tire and if you can just...
Fred Flintstone : Oh, no! Madame Yes!
[slams the door]
Wilma Flintstone : Fred!
[Fred immediately starts nailing heavy wood on the door]
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, where are your manners? That poor woman is in trouble.
Barney Rubble : [joins Fred] Leave him alone, Wilma! He knows what he's doing!
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[Fred and Barney have just been kidnapped]
Barney Rubble : Hey, Fred, I'm really disappointed. I thought they served champagne on these flights.
Fred Flintstone : Barney, how can you joke at a time like this? We've been dive-bombed, beaten up, kidnapped, and right now we're over the middle of some ocean, and may never see our loved ones again.
Barney Rubble : Hey, you know, Fred, that's your trouble. You always look at the dark side of things.
Fred Flintstone : RUBBLE, YOU'RE A NUBBLE... A NUMBSKULL!
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Dr. Sinister : You're about to get a demonstration of what happens to people who cross Dr. Sinister.
Fred Flintstone : Look, for the last time, we were just going to the store to pick up some...
Dr. Sinister : Quiet, fool! Listen to this rock.
[drops a rock into the pit]
Fred Flintstone : I don't hear anything.
Barney Rubble : Me neither.
Dr. Sinister : That's just it. You never hear anything. It's bottomless!
Fred Flintstone : Bottomless? You mean we just keep falling?
Dr. Sinister : That's right. Forever and ever and ever!
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Thug : Hey, Dr. Sinister, what do we do with this guy?
Dr. Sinister : What else? Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Throw him in the bottomless pit.
Man : The pit? No, no, not the pit!
Thug : [opens a door] Let's go, Sam.
[the strongest thug tosses the captive man into the room]
Man : Not the pit! Ahhhhhh!
Fred Flintstone : Uh... wh-wh-wh-who-who was that?
Dr. Sinister : Oh, nobody important. Just one of my EX-partners.
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Fred Flintstone : [seeing Dr Sinister on the TV] Oh, my gosh. What's that? Look at that face! Turn him off!
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Barney Rubble : Your judo chops were great, Fred!
Fred Flintstone : [laughing] Yeah, I'm just a chip off the old chop, huh?
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[repeated line]
Fred Flintstone : Barney and I were on our way to the supermarket to get some brontosaurus burgers...
Barney Rubble : ...and some buns.
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Fred Flintstone : Listen, Madame Yes, our lives are in danger.
Madame Yes : Please, I have no time for idle conversation. Did you tell them anything?
Fred Flintstone : TELL THEM WHAT? WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!
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[after seeing a man beaten up and pulled into a car]
Barney Rubble : Gee, did you see that, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah. You suppose they were just giving him a lift?
Barney Rubble : I don't know, but if it was me, I'd rather walk.
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Madame Yes : Aha, good-lookings, you have found me.
Fred Flintstone : Uh-oh, Barney, it's that dame again.
Barney Rubble : [pounding on the door] Help! Dr. Sinister! Save us! Help!