Father Ted (TV Series)
Think Fast, Father Ted (1996)
Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly
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Quotes
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Father Ted Crilly : [Looking at a leak in the ceiling] God Almighty, that's going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think Dougal, how can we raise some money?
[pause]
Father Ted Crilly : Yes I know, ah ha?
Father Dougal McGuire : Ah ha.
Father Ted Crilly : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Father Dougal McGuire : I think so Ted.
Father Ted Crilly : Yes.
Father Dougal McGuire : Ah ha. But now wait, I'm not sure.
Father Ted Crilly : What?
Father Dougal McGuire : I mean, it is a big step and where are we going to get the guns?
Father Ted Crilly : What are talking about?
Father Dougal McGuire : Oh wait a minute now, actually I might have been thinking about something different.
Father Ted Crilly : You thought we were going to rob a bank didn't you?
Father Dougal McGuire : I did yeah.
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Father Ted Crilly : Tell me Father, where did you drive?
Father Jack Hackett : Shops. Drink. Corner. Stopped, got out. Truck.
Father Ted Crilly : A truck?
Father Jack Hackett : [Smashes two empty cans together] Two trucks.