Father Ted (TV Series)

Escape from Victory (1998)

Pauline McLynn: Mrs. Doyle

Quotes 

• Mrs. Doyle : [hesitantly, while watching football and reading from the book "Understanding football for women"]  Go on... my son.

• Mrs. Doyle : Football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football... what you men see in it, I don't know.

  [scoffs] 

  Mrs. Doyle : A load of men kicking a bit of leather around a field...

  [laughs] 

  Mrs. Doyle : You men, the things you think are "great fun". Like going to the films, a load of men sitting around looking at films! And rollercoasters, a load of men in a rollercoaster going up and down on a big metal track! And sailing, a load of men in a big boat floating around in the sea! And shouting, a load of men going around shouting! And so forth.