When i found this one on my DVR, i thought i already watched it. I can swear i already saw one with Maureen Mcormick and Bob Denver in the same episode just the other week.
So the first part was pretty laughable. Bob Denver as a rich guy stud along with the other guy, this guy that looks like one of those Italian MOb guys on the movie "Going Ape". So they want ot go to "Love Island" cause they are sick of chasing regular women and want something untamed. Lol Love island. Pervert Tattoo is desperate to go with them as a guide but Mr Rourke poo poo s that. Tattoo is upset. We first get to see these guys are idiots when they take the tunnel to go to the Island. think about that. So they get there, the tunnel is sealed ,and there are big dinosaurs everywhere. Then they run to a jungle pond, see these women there and watch them hidden. I was hoping the woman would see them and eat them but no such luck. THen they all run from desert dwelling dinosaurs while running through a wet jungle and it was kinda stupid. This all reminded me of a movie me and some dorm room delinquents watched in a haze called "Dinosaur Island, " where guys end up on a woman only island. Basically the same except the movie had more nudity and B rated perversion. So when not being c blocked by dinosaurs, Bob Denver and the other guy are about to score in a cave wit the woman and ugly woman and large Neanderthal men show up. They do the predictable cigarette lighter i am god thing, an ugly woman falls for the friend and bad stuff happens. Bob Denver can translate their grunts and the head guy wants to fight the other guy ot the death over a ugly woman that likes both men. so predictably , guy can fight, and sling shots are introduced, they run away and Bob Denver waves good by to that hot cave girl he liked. she sadly is not a fantasy island guest that wanted to live as a cave girl ,and then go home with Bob Denver. Look up the actors on wikipedia and you'll see a lot of them previously played cavemen or woman and in one case , was in a Leona Hemsley bio.
Next story was about Maureen Mccormick as a twin sister that never seen her sister since childhood but is starting to do that freaky twin thing and feel and see her pain. For my Hockey cartoon site, i once drew a cool comic of this premise where Vancouver Canuck Henrik Sedin is getting punched in the face by a Oiler goon and his twin brother on the bench is bleeding from the nose and going "Owwww". ha ha. anyhow , she goes to fantasy island to remedy this cause she knows her sister is nearby. Mr Rourke keeps on telling her over and over and over this is the most dangerous mission ever, which is laughable. In fact, wasn't she in the one i saw the other week with the "haunted mansion " no one could stand half a minute in but she could and the ghost was a total wuss? ANyhow Mr Rourke is finally like "Ok go to the island Tattoo will take you" and tattoo is like but boss and Rourke is like go. I figured the little pervert, upset he couldn't go to love island would be happy to escort a blond alone. SO she keeps seeing her sister slapped by the guy, sees her bruised arm (which disappears in a day) and then sees a oil tycoon who was kidnapped and this other guy shows up who is into her. and then the bad guy is into Falconry, the art of flying hawks and falcons, and then when the girls finally escape, the falcon goes after her red sash as is trained til she hides it behind her back and throws it at her husbands face who is maimed by a hawks talons (good scene) and is arrested. Not the most dangerous escapade ever contrary to what Rourke said. anyhow OK episode and i hear Mr ROurke adopted the hawk and is now putting red sashes on Tattoo.
So the first part was pretty laughable. Bob Denver as a rich guy stud along with the other guy, this guy that looks like one of those Italian MOb guys on the movie "Going Ape". So they want ot go to "Love Island" cause they are sick of chasing regular women and want something untamed. Lol Love island. Pervert Tattoo is desperate to go with them as a guide but Mr Rourke poo poo s that. Tattoo is upset. We first get to see these guys are idiots when they take the tunnel to go to the Island. think about that. So they get there, the tunnel is sealed ,and there are big dinosaurs everywhere. Then they run to a jungle pond, see these women there and watch them hidden. I was hoping the woman would see them and eat them but no such luck. THen they all run from desert dwelling dinosaurs while running through a wet jungle and it was kinda stupid. This all reminded me of a movie me and some dorm room delinquents watched in a haze called "Dinosaur Island, " where guys end up on a woman only island. Basically the same except the movie had more nudity and B rated perversion. So when not being c blocked by dinosaurs, Bob Denver and the other guy are about to score in a cave wit the woman and ugly woman and large Neanderthal men show up. They do the predictable cigarette lighter i am god thing, an ugly woman falls for the friend and bad stuff happens. Bob Denver can translate their grunts and the head guy wants to fight the other guy ot the death over a ugly woman that likes both men. so predictably , guy can fight, and sling shots are introduced, they run away and Bob Denver waves good by to that hot cave girl he liked. she sadly is not a fantasy island guest that wanted to live as a cave girl ,and then go home with Bob Denver. Look up the actors on wikipedia and you'll see a lot of them previously played cavemen or woman and in one case , was in a Leona Hemsley bio.
Next story was about Maureen Mccormick as a twin sister that never seen her sister since childhood but is starting to do that freaky twin thing and feel and see her pain. For my Hockey cartoon site, i once drew a cool comic of this premise where Vancouver Canuck Henrik Sedin is getting punched in the face by a Oiler goon and his twin brother on the bench is bleeding from the nose and going "Owwww". ha ha. anyhow , she goes to fantasy island to remedy this cause she knows her sister is nearby. Mr Rourke keeps on telling her over and over and over this is the most dangerous mission ever, which is laughable. In fact, wasn't she in the one i saw the other week with the "haunted mansion " no one could stand half a minute in but she could and the ghost was a total wuss? ANyhow Mr Rourke is finally like "Ok go to the island Tattoo will take you" and tattoo is like but boss and Rourke is like go. I figured the little pervert, upset he couldn't go to love island would be happy to escort a blond alone. SO she keeps seeing her sister slapped by the guy, sees her bruised arm (which disappears in a day) and then sees a oil tycoon who was kidnapped and this other guy shows up who is into her. and then the bad guy is into Falconry, the art of flying hawks and falcons, and then when the girls finally escape, the falcon goes after her red sash as is trained til she hides it behind her back and throws it at her husbands face who is maimed by a hawks talons (good scene) and is arrested. Not the most dangerous escapade ever contrary to what Rourke said. anyhow OK episode and i hear Mr ROurke adopted the hawk and is now putting red sashes on Tattoo.
