- Alex P. Keaton: Uh, Skippy, w- what date is it?
- Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman: It's July 3rd.
- Alex P. Keaton: July 3rd, what?
- Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman: It's July 3rd, sir.
- Alex P. Keaton: No, Skippy, wha...? What year is it? Skip...
- Irwin 'Skippy' Handelman: Oh. It's 1776.