- Alex P. Keaton: It was so perfect. I mean - I mean, it was the complete package: A great-lookin' girl, a baby... boom! Instant family. You know, it would have been all settled for me. I would have skipped all that stuff like, uh, meeting girls, and dating... falling in love.
- Elyse Keaton: Most people look forward to the falling in love part.
- Alex P. Keaton: Yeah - well, I'm not like most people, Mom.
- Steven Keaton: No argument there.
- Alex P. Keaton: You know, Dad, this whole thing is your fault. If you, uh... If you weren't such a great father, I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to become one.
- Steven Keaton: I meant well.