Family Matters (TV Series)
Twinkle Toes Faldo (1996)
Wesley Thompson: Phil Hallenbeck
Quotes
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Phil Hallenbeck : So what can I do for you, Carl?
Carl Winslow : Well, Phil, Laura got accepted into Harvard.
Phil Hallenbeck : Laura? That little girl who'd sit on my desk while I made out a pretend check for a million dollars?
Carl Winslow : Yeah, now I need a real one.
Phil Hallenbeck : How much do you need?
Carl Winslow : Well we need $20,000 a year for the next four years.
Phil Hallenbeck : Well you've always been a good credit risk, let's take a look.
[checks computer]
Phil Hallenbeck : You already took out one loan two years ago.
Carl Winslow : Oh yeah, that was for Eddie's tuition.
Phil Hallenbeck : And you have a mortgage.
Carl Winslow : That pesky thing.
Phil Hallenbeck : You've got a good credit score, some savings... but not enough collateral.
Carl Winslow : What if I throw in Harriette?
Phil Hallenbeck : I'm sorry, Carl. I could probably get you a couple thousand.
Carl Winslow : [stunned] Well, Phil, that... that's not nearly enough.
Phil Hallenbeck : What about financial aid?
Carl Winslow : Well we looked into that... and the ironic part is, we make too much for Laura to qualify for financial aid.
Phil Hallenbeck : And you don't make enough for a loan. I'm sorry, Carl, I wish there was something I could do.
Carl Winslow : [in disbelief] Laura's wanted to go to Harvard all her life, and now that she's been accepted, I have to tell her she can't go.