- Carl Winslow: I'll have you know that this hot fudge is non-fat, the ice cream is non-fat, and the sprinkles on top are non-fat. Everything in here is non-fat.
- Harriette Winslow: Except the container.
- [Pats Carl's stomach]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [Waldo is filling out college application] Let's see... "Name"? Got one.
- [Puts checkmark on box]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: "Address"? Got one of those, too.
- [Puts checkmark on box]
- Waldo Geraldo Faldo: "Sex"? "Soon... I... hope."