Family Matters (TV Series)

Swine Lake (1996)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

Quotes 

• Carl Winslow : [Harriette is dressing like Tina Turner]  Laura, next time you bring a boyfriend home, show him the family album first, will you?

• Harriette Winslow : The other day when Laura's boyfriend thought I was her grandmother, it just made me crazy, and I thought if I dressed younger, I'd feel younger.

  Carl Winslow : Hariette, look at my mother, she is the youngest 86-year-old on the planet.

  Harriette Winslow : You're right, age is just a number, I'm not old unless I *think* I'm old.